Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He puked on the serving tray
The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear
Now everybody's Christmas
This Is Your Life lyrics


yesterday is a wrinkle on your forehead
yesterday is a promise tha
 vacation
Will be filled with a viral infection
Maybe we'll all be better by next year
We felt more than a breeze
When Daddy had to sneeze
It didn't sound a lot
I'm So Beautiful lyrics

Out
out tonight
feel like going out in the night
 like Ah-Choo
Mom was saying grace
When Daddy barked on her face
So Mom asked God to bless the vomit too
Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He got some chunks on Unc
Crooked Booty lyrics

Make ya,and Shake yo shit (woo Lord)
I am puttin poetry into motion my addi
le Ray
Who kept on talking about his pancreas
We'll all remember Christmas Eve
As the last time we were free of disease
And able to digest some solid food