Watchin' television one afternoon
Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon
Stopped by a station's commercial break
When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache
The woman of my dreams is plain in view
Sellin' me a can of liver stew
I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bo
Carnal Carnival lyrics

The carnal carnival is in town
      I think I'm going down (we will)
      The sexual festival's such a thrill
      It makes me just want to kill kill kill kill kill kill
      Sorry!
      I love the perf
wl
Now I watch TV 20 hours a day
Just to watch your commercials play
If someday your love was in reach
I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash
You love that dog, could you love a man?
I make my own gravy when you show that can
I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl
I figure the o
American Made lyrics

Give me some antiseptic
To wash this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain
Give me something pretty I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy and very strange
Give me a cake that I can mix and bake
ly way she'll notice me
Is if I buy what she's sellin' on TV
So I stop at the local shopping mall
Head to the pet store and buy it all
Go to the bank and empty my savings
So I can buy more of what Spot is craving
Spent all my money by accident
Can't buy groceries or pay the rent
Got evicted now I live on the street
Crunchy kibbles all I got to eat
My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black
But I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back
I said dog food (dog food)
Dog
Just Be A Man About It lyrics

Hey, hey hold up a minute
Let me stop up here and use this pay 
Phone real quick
Hey, hey Toni, it's me, I was just calling
You know
Just calling to let you know, don't
Wait up for me tonight
I mean I just got 
food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl
(Dogs barking and howling)
Yeah, take it for a walk!
I said dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
Dog food (dog food)
Dog food woman
You steal my heart, and you take my soul
Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl