This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny
No one's making joyful sounds
Cranberry sauce ain't staying down
The lin
Christmas With The Devil lyrics

The elves are dressed in leather
And the ange
eups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall
Everybody's meeting Vincent
the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus
He's the one that'll keep you
All Too Human lyrics

Did you ever taste the pain that gnaws away within?Did you ever 
up all night
He's the festive parasite
Vincent the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin
Doesn't notice Aspirin
Don't mat
The Last Thing On My Mind lyrics

It's a lesson too late for the learnin',
Made
er if you're fit and trim
But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol
So get real drunk on Christmas Day
Let's all toast to Vincent (Hooray!)