Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.  
Canada, oh Canada it's great!  
The people are nice and they speak French too.  
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.  
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,  
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.  
 
I want to be where yak
Ich Fang' Ein Neues Leben An lyrics

Ich fang' ein neues Leben an
ich zeig' euch endlich
was ich kann
auf Dauer hilft nur Power
jetzt geh' ich richtig ran
ich fang
s can run free,  
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.  
 
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,  
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.  
 
They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,  
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!  
We all think it's kind of a drag,  
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag
Still Holding On lyrics




There's something out there left for you
But it's not me
We've reached a point of no return
It's only right I set you free

I know
  
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"  
That's the mighty power of Canada.  
 
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,  
Where the marmosets can attack me.  
 
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,  
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.  
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,  
Canada, oh, Canada,
A Better Place lyrics

I'd like to tell you a story
come sit with me here by the sea
I cant promise it wont be a long one
but I need you here to list
 I Sil Vous Plait.  
 
Please, please, explain to me,  
How this all has come to be,  
We forgot to mention something here.  
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?  
And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer.  
 
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,  
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.