I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last nig
Cruel To Be Kind lyrics

Well I done my t
ht.She didn't see me creepDown the stairs to have a peep;She thought that I was tucked up in my 
Assailant lyrics

Right out of now
bedroom fast asleep.Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa ClausUnderneath his beard so snowy white;Oh, 
Stolen Sidewalk lyrics

I'm a junkie.
I'm a whore.
That's what 
what a laugh it would have beenIf Daddy had only seenMommy kissing Santa Claus last night.