From Episode 1--Where's God When I'm S-Scared?
Larry: "Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water
buffalo-oooo
(I've Got No) No Self Control lyrics
ooooo.
I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled
some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ..."
Archibald: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing? You can't s
Every Night lyrics

Bad love, she took a good shot
Heartaches, she's had a whole lot of tough breaks
And no one could blame he
ay everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone
does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are
you prepared to deal with that? I don't 
Rest In Peace lyrics

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Let's talk of peace,
Sounds so cliche
A novelty,
Catch phrase 
think so! Just stop being so
silly!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to
hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but ..."