Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"A Complicated Song lyrics"
Powertool lyrics
Open the cap fill up the batteriesPlay the game of your lifeIt's starting to shakeIt's ready for you to controlYour flesh starts to sweatThe feeling you need to let goJust do your thing lose allthe tension and flowPowertool forever youngforever, forever youngPowe
Open the cap fill up the batteriesPlay the game of your lifeIt's starting to shakeIt's ready for you to controlYour flesh starts to sweatThe feeling you need to let goJust do your thing lose allthe tension and flowPowertool forever youngforever, forever youngPowe
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
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Jesus lyrics
( Georgesco D'Anjou ) Mama told me stay away from the candy man If he won't take a no, kick his love make him understand It turns him on to turn the other cheek And it turns him on to bathe your beautiful feet His idol got crucified With criminals by his side So when he looked me
the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain( Georgesco D'Anjou ) Mama told me stay away from the candy man If he won't take a no, kick his love make him understand It turns him on to turn the other cheek And it turns him on to bathe your beautiful feet His idol got crucified With criminals by his side So when he looked me
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know
Vile Amputation lyrics
Vile amputationSurgical disasterReality macabreTools of diseaseSick pleasureThey amputate brutallyWires are used to saw through the fleshSplintered bones can be seenTearing muscles easilySlice with infected knivesMake incisions blindDehumanizeVictim lies asle
we were both related?Vile amputationSurgical disasterReality macabreTools of diseaseSick pleasureThey amputate brutallyWires are used to saw through the fleshSplintered bones can be seenTearing muscles easilySlice with infected knivesMake incisions blindDehumanizeVictim lies asle
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me<
Why lyrics
How in my head can I forget you make me suffer, Yeah! Trying to see how far you'll push me underground Back into the rhythm fast trippin me when your in my world, Yeah! Everything you say I find a way to bring you down! WHY!? Another way for you to fake your way through your life,
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Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?How in my head can I forget you make me suffer, Yeah! Trying to see how far you'll push me underground Back into the rhythm fast trippin me when your in my world, Yeah! Everything you say I find a way to bring you down! WHY!? Another way for you to fake your way through your life,
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no