Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Baby Got Jack lyrics"
Let Him Fly lyrics
Ain't no talkin' to this man Ain't no pretty other side Ain't no way to understand the stupid words of pride It would take an acrobat and I already tried all that I'm gonna let him fly - mmm Things can move at such a pace The second hand just waves goodbye You know the light has left his face You can't recal
Yo ULONDA!Ain't no talkin' to this man Ain't no pretty other side Ain't no way to understand the stupid words of pride It would take an acrobat and I already tried all that I'm gonna let him fly - mmm Things can move at such a pace The second hand just waves goodbye You know the light has left his face You can't recal
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!
You tell it like it is IEESHA!
She looks like one of them.....lawyer's girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We're talking slim pickin's girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don't even....see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She's just so....WHITE!
I like small butts,
that I can not lie,
You honkies can't deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
'Cause I'd like a toothpick,
I'd beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she's wearing,
Her pants, they're almost tearing.
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A Summer Air lyrics
Somewhere in the distance I can hearA tune sweet and wistful a whispered airIn the arms of a soft breeze 'cross these desolate downsAs evening approaches when summer is young And next comes the silence in the wake of the dayThen emptiness follows in darkness conveyedOn the wings of a soft breeze to these desolate
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No, baby, I want a flat booty,Somewhere in the distance I can hearA tune sweet and wistful a whispered airIn the arms of a soft breeze 'cross these desolate downsAs evening approaches when summer is young And next comes the silence in the wake of the dayThen emptiness follows in darkness conveyedOn the wings of a soft breeze to these desolate
That's tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
that butt you got is...
[White guy]
OOH! SO CORNY!
Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
'Cause you ain't that average chickety!
To Hell with romancin'!
I'll take her wallet dancin'!
RICH! BITCH!
I'll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!
So Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah?
Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah?
Do
Disaster In A Halo lyrics
Lately I?ve been thinking about what you said Time is growing old and I am getting colder Hunger?s just a pain that won?t be fed I?ll be working for the ghost until I?m dead and done Disaster in a halo Nothing even matters, nothing even matters, nothing even matters Nothing even matters, nothing even matters, no
es your girlfriend have a big butt?Lately I?ve been thinking about what you said Time is growing old and I am getting colder Hunger?s just a pain that won?t be fed I?ll be working for the ghost until I?m dead and done Disaster in a halo Nothing even matters, nothing even matters, nothing even matters Nothing even matters, nothing even matters, no
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
I like 'em flat,
And small!
And when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself,
I'm doing to dog-pound call!
BARK! BARK! BARK!
Don't like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!
I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I
Poor Jerusalem lyrics
JESUSNeither you, Simon, nor the fifty thousand, Nor the Romans, nor the Jews, Nor Judas, nor the twelve Nor the priests, nor the scribes, Nor doomed Jerusalem itself, Understand what power is, Understand what glory is, Understand at all, Understand at all.If you knew all that I knew, my poor Jerusalem, You'd see t
see a big booty,JESUSNeither you, Simon, nor the fifty thousand, Nor the Romans, nor the Jews, Nor Judas, nor the twelve Nor the priests, nor the scribes, Nor doomed Jerusalem itself, Understand what power is, Understand what glory is, Understand at all, Understand at all.If you knew all that I knew, my poor Jerusalem, You'd see t
I'll put it in the blender!
Don't want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Ulondas!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they're talking about!
362436!
HA!
If she's 7 8...
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!