Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Hardware Store lyrics"
Screamager lyrics
With a face like this I won't break any hearts and thinking like that I won't make any friends screw that, forget about that I don't wanna hear about anything like that screw that, forget about that I don't wanna know about anything like that I've got nothing to do 'cept hang around and get screwed up on you your beauty makes me feel alone I look inside but no ones home screw that, forget about that I don't wanna hear about anything like that screw that, forget about th
With a face like this I won't break any hearts and thinking like that I won't make any friends screw that, forget about that I don't wanna hear about anything like that screw that, forget about that I don't wanna know about anything like that I've got nothing to do 'cept hang around and get screwed up on you your beauty makes me feel alone I look inside but no ones home screw that, forget about that I don't wanna hear about anything like that screw that, forget about th
[sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (h
Another Planet lyrics
(R. Rice) technology is worth the prices that we pay and we might lose a species or two along the way if we can't eat em ride em pet em use em or hunt them down for sport there ain't no cause to keep them there's an awful lot of wood out there that no one ever sees yeah we can save the forest but do we need so many trees coz we can cut em haul em sell em n make some greenbacks while the environmentalists are sleeping and when it's all gone don't worry we can find another pl
ard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the(R. Rice) technology is worth the prices that we pay and we might lose a species or two along the way if we can't eat em ride em pet em use em or hunt them down for sport there ain't no cause to keep them there's an awful lot of wood out there that no one ever sees yeah we can save the forest but do we need so many trees coz we can cut em haul em sell em n make some greenbacks while the environmentalists are sleeping and when it's all gone don't worry we can find another pl
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin'
Bitch Pleeze lyrics
(bitches talkin) Wassup Jo-Jo -wassup [name] Girl you know the nigga 007 down with the 5th Ward Boyz -yeah I used to fuck that nigga I've seen the bitch in the mall today Lookin tight than a muthafucka. Yeah I got his number.Conversation was weak.I know the horny wanna lay me but the bitch got the 'pay-me' cause pussy ain't free. -yeah.Takin your business cause it's spinnin like a slot machine Girl I am! Bitch please I got a funky cock-hoe try to run my fuckin busin
to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the(bitches talkin) Wassup Jo-Jo -wassup [name] Girl you know the nigga 007 down with the 5th Ward Boyz -yeah I used to fuck that nigga I've seen the bitch in the mall today Lookin tight than a muthafucka. Yeah I got his number.Conversation was weak.I know the horny wanna lay me but the bitch got the 'pay-me' cause pussy ain't free. -yeah.Takin your business cause it's spinnin like a slot machine Girl I am! Bitch please I got a funky cock-hoe try to run my fuckin busin
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tacks, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisel
Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam lyrics
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me [x2] Don't expect me to crys, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry, For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me [x2] Don't expect me to cry
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store