Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"I Can't Watch This lyrics"
Settle For A Slowdown lyrics
I must look just like a fool here in the middle of the road standing there in your rearview and getting soaked to the bone this land is flat as it is mean a man can see for a hundred miles So I'm still praying I might see the glow of a brake light. But your wheels just turn, down the road ahead If it hurts at all you aint showed it yet I k
I can't watch this. I can't watch thisI must look just like a fool here in the middle of the road standing there in your rearview and getting soaked to the bone this land is flat as it is mean a man can see for a hundred miles So I'm still praying I might see the glow of a brake light. But your wheels just turn, down the road ahead If it hurts at all you aint showed it yet I k
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls
I'm So Beautiful lyrics
Out out tonight feel like going out in the night I'm gonna walk the street walk the street I wanna feel the heat feel the heat. There ain't nobody better than me can't you see? Look at me! Wild feeling wild and I'm burning up deep inside I wanna let it go let it go I'm gonna steal the show steal the show. There ain't nobody better than me can't you see? Look at
down off the roof, lands right on the lawnOut out tonight feel like going out in the night I'm gonna walk the street walk the street I wanna feel the heat feel the heat. There ain't nobody better than me can't you see? Look at me! Wild feeling wild and I'm burning up deep inside I wanna let it go let it go I'm gonna steal the show steal the show. There ain't nobody better than me can't you see? Look at
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know... I can't watch this
Good Lovin' Ain't Easy To Come By lyrics
(Nickolas Ashford/Valerie Simpson) (with Tammi Terrell) BOTH: Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain't easy to come by HIM: Oh, darlin', that's the kind you offer me It's just the love to be found HER: 'Cause we're workin' on a buildin' nobody can tear down BOTH: Look what we've got, ho-ho-ho-honey BOTH: Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain'
I can't watch this(Nickolas Ashford/Valerie Simpson) (with Tammi Terrell) BOTH: Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain't easy to come by HIM: Oh, darlin', that's the kind you offer me It's just the love to be found HER: 'Cause we're workin' on a buildin' nobody can tear down BOTH: Look what we've got, ho-ho-ho-honey BOTH: Good lovin' ain't easy Good lovin' ain'
Break it down!
Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!
Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Look man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the bill
Sexual Guarantee lyrics
So if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin' My Sexual GuaranteeLike if you like my glamour Of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache Of Sexual GuaranteeTonight when we go dancing There's magic in the airThe club is always jumpin' And everybody's thereA mood of expectations We dance under the stars The
s, station breakSo if you want my number My sexual guarantee And if you need my lovin' My Sexual GuaranteeLike if you like my glamour Of sexual guarantee I wanna see that heartache Of Sexual GuaranteeTonight when we go dancing There's magic in the airThe club is always jumpin' And everybody's thereA mood of expectations We dance under the stars The
Break it down!
Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it
-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!
Stop! Cable Time!
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I told you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this