Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Jerry Springer lyrics"
21st Century Schizoid Man lyrics
Can't food iron clawNeuro-surgeons scream for moreAt paranoia's poison doorTwenty-first century schizoid manBlood racks barbed wirePolitician's funeral pyreInnocents raped with napalm fireTwenty-first century schizoid manDeath seed blind man's greedPoet's starving children bleedNothing he's got he really needsTwenty first century schizoid man
It's been one week since we got to seeCan't food iron clawNeuro-surgeons scream for moreAt paranoia's poison doorTwenty-first century schizoid manBlood racks barbed wirePolitician's funeral pyreInnocents raped with napalm fireTwenty-first century schizoid manDeath seed blind man's greedPoet's starving children bleedNothing he's got he really needsTwenty first century schizoid man
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
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Mr. Jinx lyrics
Now it's your type o mad Jinx the mad sucker with a tail. I've got my life worked up it ain't as cheap as one thinks. I've got links on it, the same internet porn, ain't as deep as I've been now I've got Justin in my corner. I creep up but they don't want me back in you know my love is so big I think my head is cracking, smacking my face and always giving me the baseline, dead in a days time, give back what's mine. This ain't no rhyme about a jun
tep on their toes, that's how it goesNow it's your type o mad Jinx the mad sucker with a tail. I've got my life worked up it ain't as cheap as one thinks. I've got links on it, the same internet porn, ain't as deep as I've been now I've got Justin in my corner. I creep up but they don't want me back in you know my love is so big I think my head is cracking, smacking my face and always giving me the baseline, dead in a days time, give back what's mine. This ain't no rhyme about a jun
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awsulf brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
[Guy Guest :] Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
[Gal Guest :] Oh? Well, which one?
[Guy Guest :] All of them
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An Eriskay Love Lilt Gradh Geal Mo Chridh lyrics
So sad am I without thee, dear harp of my heart. When I am lonely, love's light will surely find the old pathway to thee. Chorus Bheir mi ?ro bhan o, Bheir mi ?ro bhan i, Bheir mi ?ru o ho, 'S mi tha bronach's tu'm dhith. 'S iomadh oidhche fliuch is fuar Ghabh mi cuairt is mi leam fhin, Gus an d'rainig mi'n t-?it Far'n robh gradh geal mo chridh. Chorus 'Na mo chl?rsaich cha robh ce?l 'Na mo mheoirean cha robh ?gh, Rinn do ph?gsa mo leon, Fhuair mi Eol
l Guest :] Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!So sad am I without thee, dear harp of my heart. When I am lonely, love's light will surely find the old pathway to thee. Chorus Bheir mi ?ro bhan o, Bheir mi ?ro bhan i, Bheir mi ?ru o ho, 'S mi tha bronach's tu'm dhith. 'S iomadh oidhche fliuch is fuar Ghabh mi cuairt is mi leam fhin, Gus an d'rainig mi'n t-?it Far'n robh gradh geal mo chridh. Chorus 'Na mo chl?rsaich cha robh ce?l 'Na mo mheoirean cha robh ?gh, Rinn do ph?gsa mo leon, Fhuair mi Eol
[Guy Guest :] Yah? Well, well me too!
[Gal Guest :] Oh!
[Guy Guest :] And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
(barking)
[Gal Guest :] Woofie, you b-tch!
[Gal Guest :] Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
(baaahhing)
[Guy Guest :] That goat doesn't love you!
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hy
Beautiful Dreamer lyrics
TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN TRÄUM DOCH VON MIR ICH WÄR` SO GERNE HEUTE BEI DIR AUF ROSA WOLKEN MIT DIR ZU GEH`N TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN, OH DAS WÄR` SCHÖN UND WACHST DU AUF UND BIST DOCH ALLEIN DANN DENK DARAN DAS KANN MORGEN SCHON ANDERS SEIN TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN WO DU AUCH BIST EINMAL DA WIRST DU VON MIR WACHGEKÜßT TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN WIE GOLDENES LICHT SO LIEGT EIN LÄCHELN AUF DEINEM GESICHT
gieneTRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN TRÄUM DOCH VON MIR ICH WÄR` SO GERNE HEUTE BEI DIR AUF ROSA WOLKEN MIT DIR ZU GEH`N TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN, OH DAS WÄR` SCHÖN UND WACHST DU AUF UND BIST DOCH ALLEIN DANN DENK DARAN DAS KANN MORGEN SCHON ANDERS SEIN TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN WO DU AUCH BIST EINMAL DA WIRST DU VON MIR WACHGEKÜßT TRÄUMENDES MÄDCHEN WIE GOLDENES LICHT SO LIEGT EIN LÄCHELN AUF DEINEM GESICHT
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
Three days wince he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull on my finger