Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"School Cafeteria - Version 1 lyrics"
Rescued lyrics
Yea There's somthing in your ways That makes me wanna stay here for a thousnd years So just cry your fears, yea I need you everyday Inside you I just want to wype awa
Is it on? OkayYea There's somthing in your ways That makes me wanna stay here for a thousnd years So just cry your fears, yea I need you everyday Inside you I just want to wype awa
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Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
A school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a
Dites-moi Pourquoi Je L'aime lyrics
(Lara Fabian / Lovena Fox / Dave Pickell) Dites-moi pourquoi je l'aime Dites-moi pourquoi C'est comme un cadeau Que le ciel me fait d'en haut...haut...haut Quand ce
school cafeteria believes in mass production(Lara Fabian / Lovena Fox / Dave Pickell) Dites-moi pourquoi je l'aime Dites-moi pourquoi C'est comme un cadeau Que le ciel me fait d'en haut...haut...haut Quand ce
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can get a taco and get Bubonic Plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It's called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
The ench
Dancin' With My Mirror lyrics
Oh-no-no Ah Whoa It's late at night I can't fall asleep Shadows on the lake are obsolete So I just stay awake Images running 'round my brain Paint your picture you'
ladas are enough to killOh-no-no Ah Whoa It's late at night I can't fall asleep Shadows on the lake are obsolete So I just stay awake Images running 'round my brain Paint your picture you'
Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny
Eat a school lunch today
All starch and cholesterol
Absolutely no protein
Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
BeautifuL lyrics
Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one kiss and I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful
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Just one look into your eyes One look and I'm crying 'Cause you're so beautiful Just one kiss and I'm alive One kiss and I'm ready to die 'Cause you're so beautiful
It's no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here's a little message to the wise
You'd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today