Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Weenie In A Bottle lyrics"
San Francisco lyrics
When I look back, along the track, That left me here, where I?m standing, There is a place, where love begins, A certain town I left my heart in. San Francisco love is all around, San Francisco you?ve never let it down, I have seen you open every door, San Francisco love is what we?re here for. I?m eight miles high,
It feels like I've been alone too long,When I look back, along the track, That left me here, where I?m standing, There is a place, where love begins, A certain town I left my heart in. San Francisco love is all around, San Francisco you?ve never let it down, I have seen you open every door, San Francisco love is what we?re here for. I?m eight miles high,
With no girls around
My mamma's wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.
I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that's when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.
Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
Under The Sun Every Day Comes And Goes lyrics
Well I don't want no demon to tell me what it's all aboutNo black magician telling me to get my soul outDon't believe in violence, I don't even believe in peaceI've opened the door and my mind has been releasedWell I don't want no preacher telling me about the god in the skyNo I don't want no one to tell me where I'm gon
I stuck my weenie in a bottle, Well I don't want no demon to tell me what it's all aboutNo black magician telling me to get my soul outDon't believe in violence, I don't even believe in peaceI've opened the door and my mind has been releasedWell I don't want no preacher telling me about the god in the skyNo I don't want no one to tell me where I'm gon
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?
It's turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin' phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!
Please pick up!
I'm in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I'm suffering,
Oh, please answer!
[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?
Ow, Ow, ow!
[Emergency Services]
Hello?
Ow, ow, ow!
[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?
No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn't know
Unhappy lyrics
State of mind Color Way beyond Yonder Deeper Paradise All describe All describe Blu is a mood When you're feelin' kinda melancholy And ya get somethin' never thought about Outta nowhere Once in a while there's a special moon And a clear sky colored pale azure They all have something
what to do.State of mind Color Way beyond Yonder Deeper Paradise All describe All describe Blu is a mood When you're feelin' kinda melancholy And ya get somethin' never thought about Outta nowhere Once in a while there's a special moon And a clear sky colored pale azure They all have something
[Emergency Services]
Go on!
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can't get it out!
[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That's a first!
Don't worry sir,
We're sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!
[Pam]
No way!
[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we're sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!
[Police]
He's
2000 Flushes lyrics
it's important that i try to learn and flush when i live alone i'm always in a rush 2000 flushes yellow isn't what i use [***] it's yellow in my bowl after six or seven times i send it down the line yellow water in my bowl never hurt a living soul it's important that i try to learn and flush when i live alone i'm always in a rush 2000 flushe
in here,it's important that i try to learn and flush when i live alone i'm always in a rush 2000 flushes yellow isn't what i use [***] it's yellow in my bowl after six or seven times i send it down the line yellow water in my bowl never hurt a living soul it's important that i try to learn and flush when i live alone i'm always in a rush 2000 flushe
Let's break the door down!
They break the door down.
[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!
I didn't know what to do!
[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--
And now I can't get it out!
[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We're going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!
OWWWW!!
Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can't get it out!