Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Why Does This Always Happen To Me lyrics"
Sudona Sunrise lyrics
I was a city boy Cought up in a city way A nitty gritty boy Stayin' out all night And always gettin blown away There ain't no breeze to cool the heat of love She was a city girl With no responsibility A pretty little city girl All fired up and what's That got to do to me
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp
Oh, tell me
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
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I was a city boy Cought up in a city way A nitty gritty boy Stayin' out all night And always gettin blown away There ain't no breeze to cool the heat of love She was a city girl With no responsibility A pretty little city girl All fired up and what's That got to do to me
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to m
My Baby's Everything I Love lyrics
My baby's like a honky tonk Open all night, make you feel right Gets me going, got me buzzing like a neon light Knock you out like a punch in a barroom fight My baby's like a smooth shot of whiskey Make you feel warm, kinda make you feel dizzy Can't get my fill, I can't get enough My baby's e
e?My baby's like a honky tonk Open all night, make you feel right Gets me going, got me buzzing like a neon light Knock you out like a punch in a barroom fight My baby's like a smooth shot of whiskey Make you feel warm, kinda make you feel dizzy Can't get my fill, I can't get enough My baby's e
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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen
You're Not Alone lyrics
The time is near when I dont need this phone And we'll stay home alone and watch the twilight zone We're still young and I know your afraid But I don't regret all the plans we made Drive-in movies always make you sleep You end up coughing Z's in my backseat I've seen it in your
o me?The time is near when I dont need this phone And we'll stay home alone and watch the twilight zone We're still young and I know your afraid But I don't regret all the plans we made Drive-in movies always make you sleep You end up coughing Z's in my backseat I've seen it in your
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba, ba ba
Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp
The Great Escape lyrics
I sit here and wonder I wonder what's out there I wonder what's out there? I hope they can hear me (3x) Chorus I'm making plans for the great escape The great escape from here I'm taking off for a better place and better people who care And no-one can hear me No one can hear me (2x) There's lig
again (quite as sharp again)I sit here and wonder I wonder what's out there I wonder what's out there? I hope they can hear me (3x) Chorus I'm making plans for the great escape The great escape from here I'm taking off for a better place and better people who care And no-one can hear me No one can hear me (2x) There's lig
Oh, tell me
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
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