[Alan]
A-B-C-D-E
(Wait, Alan, 
 may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)
No no no, dis is my spot
Don't try and steal my spot
A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed
A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six
B B B
B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy
C is for the cantankerous condition of your 
What Do You Know lyrics

All of your life you're sitting inside
Watching the world go by
Taking your time oh never mind
There's really no reason to try
What do you know?
Taking the risk, oh taking th
character
You have no cutout
D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy
Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc
$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape
E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh
F is for flesh itself - fuck you!
G - Get out my house
H - Homer
I - Idiot
J - Jackoff
King, King K
Alan King of MY castle
L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your f
So Hurt lyrics

(Burden/Oakey)
It's hard I know to understand
Nothing lasts for ever
The things you used to say and do
The places you would go to meet
When you were together
You set your fac
atass wit
M - my, my, my, my, my son
Alan are you mad?  The question is no
N - N is for New York City
O - oh O, oh no
You mean O oppression?  Ostrich-sized oppression
P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!
Q - quote
Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?
Unquote
R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?
Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety
rough, rest
Heat In The Glow lyrics


Another night 
you're out alone 
you try to find someone 
to build a little home 
You've lost your trust 
in what you feel 
that's why you lock your heart with some big seal 
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 {*snores*} resume
S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER
T T T - you wan tea bwoy?  Wake up and smell da coffee!
U - you will never understand
V - vamoose, you vicious vermin
W W {*crying*} W is for the tears.. you make me wept
X, X - X amount of times I tell you
you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone
Y?  I don't know
Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith
Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's